Sunday, September 2, 2018

Wisdom for Life



  • Death is the #1 Killer in the world.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one could die.
  • Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day.  Give a person the internet, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.In the 60's, people took acid to make the world look weird.  Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
  • Don't worry about old age: it doesn't last that long.
   --"Anonymous"; e-mail circular


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