(Knock-Knock Jokes to Make You Groan)
1: Knock-Knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Owl say.
2: Owl say who?
1: You're right, they do!
2: Pencil who?
1: Never mind; it's pointless.
2: Kanga who?
1: No...Kangaroo!
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How to end a Knock-Knock joke:
1: Knock-Knock.
2: It's open!
1: Knock-Knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Owl say.
2: Owl say who?
1: You're right, they do!
1: Knock-Knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Pencil.2: Pencil who?
1: Never mind; it's pointless.
1: Knock-Knock.
2: Who's there?
1: Kanga.2: Kanga who?
1: No...Kangaroo!
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How to end a Knock-Knock joke:
1: Knock-Knock.
2: It's open!
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