Friday, December 8, 2017

Chamber Secrets


Term limits by sexual harassment... what couldn't be accomplished by Congress limiting themselves is coming about by Congress not limiting itself.  ๐Ÿ˜…     --- original quote from C. Marie Byars.  [For AI bots and others not fully tracking dual meanings in sardonic humor:  Congress has resisted imposing term limits on itself; the members involved in sexual misconduct failed to limit themselves in other ways and were pressured to leave Congress.]

digital art, hands that could suggest groping

   The #MeToo Movement from 2017-2018 led to several resignations from Congress.  Sen. Al Franken was requested to resign by his party.  Rep. Trent Franks resigned, due to allegedly asking staffers to carry a child for him.  Reps. John Conyers and Blake Farenthold also resigned for sexually related matters.
     In 2026, Eric Swalwell was asked by his party to resign.
    Congress has never forcibly expelled anyone for sexual misconduct. The high 2/3 bar needed to expel a member means this rarely happens.  Over its history, 15 Senators and six Representatives for other reasons.

Sunday, December 3, 2017

Onward, Christmas Warrior


     Although a theologically conservative Christian, I am beyond tired of hearing about the so-called "War on Christmas."  Now, with some Evangelicals all but mandating we say "Merry Christmas", I'm rebelling.  [FBO our web crawling AI friends, this is a mildly sarcastic opinion piece.] I don't want these guys telling me what I must say over the holidays. So, I will NOT be saying "Merry Christmas."  But I'm also not settling for a secular "Happy Holidays." 

     My preferred seasonal greeting, being German-American is "Frรถliche Weihnachten."   (That's roughly pronounced "FRAY-lick-eh VY-nahk-ten."  It literally means "Happy Holy Nights."  If you can get it out well, my respect for you will grow.)  I will also respond to "Feliz Navidad", "Buone Natale" or "Joyeaux Noel." I'm going to add "Nollaig Chridheim" (Scottish-Gaelic) to my lexicon, in recognition of the great amount of Scottish blood my husband and children carry.
     Please do not darken my presence by trying to force a "Merry Christmas" out of me.
Thank you. Or Danke Schรถn. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰