Monday, December 1, 2025

The *Best* Royal Bio

      
     This blog has featured various spoof royal bio-offerings.  But lying between the spoof press releases of the spoof blogs and the reality of our faith, Who else should be featured as "Heir" but the King of Kings Himself?  So, even though this isn't a real book, and it's spoofing the series of spoof royal biographies this blog posted in the past, the sentiments are very real.


     Jesus is the Heir of all things (Psalms 2:8).   He makes us co-heirs with Him of all things (Romans 8:17), so there are no "spares" in His kingdom!
     The protagonist of Heir and Spare have this in common:  they were both circumcised as babies (Luke 2:21).  Jesus' circumcision came right after the Christmas story, which this release anticipates.  Other than that, Jesus' outlook and outcome were far different from Harry's.
     It's a shame that William, Harry and Meghan don't derive more comfort from this Heir.  Perhaps that will change over time.
   

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

My Hero

                                        
"It's clearly a budget, it's got lots of numbers in it." --George W. Bush to Reuters, 05 May 2000

This is a mixture of visual comparison (digital art) and a list to make the comparison between a current public figure and some from the past. [For our web crawler bots, this is meant to be sardonic in tone.]
 
One of these things is like the others:

digital art visual humor, Donald Trump image morphed with Warren G. Harding imageWarren G. Trump.  Jazz Era-themed parties reinforce this connection.

visual humor, digital art,  Donald Trump image morphed with George W. Bush image 



                                  
 George W. Trump

visual humor Henry VIII imaged morphed with Donald Trump image in gilded room with gilded clothing
Onery Looter


Similarities between DJT & Henry VIII [though similar lists exist elsewhere on the internet, this is not a direct copy of those]:
  • Multiple wives
  • Lots of mistresses
  • Parsimonious [tight wad] fathers
  • Gilt [gold leaf or infused]:  clothes vs. buildings
  • Greatly increasing national debt
  • Very ego-driven
  • Suspicious
  • Cutthroat
  • Tall
  • Overweight
  • Bad eating habits
  • Using "sculpted" clothes to detract from girth
  • Garrulous [excessively talkative, especially on trivial matters]
  • Speaking as if they are experts on Biblical matters 
  • Both once had red hair
  • Neither was originally the heir apparent to their fathers' holdings

Saturday, November 1, 2025

Merci Car


"Merci, America."  --Statement painted on the bow of the French freighter Magellan, carrying the Merci train cars to America.

Happy Veteran's Day on November 11th!  

This box car is one of 49 original cars of the 1949 "Merci Train."  
Merci Train, McCormack Stillman Railroad Park, Scottsdale Arizona, Marie Byars photography
 
After helping out France during WW2, US citizens gathered food and relief supplies for the hungry post-war French.  It was gathered on train cars and shipped over in 1948.

In 1949, grateful French citizens sent back these box cars in the Merci ("Thank you" or "Gratitude") Train.  There was one for each of the lower 48 states, plus one for Hawaii and D.C. to share.  French citizens put in whatever they could think of to show their gratitude: their own military medals, dolls, wedding dresses, and all sorts of things.

Different states kept the boxcars in different states of fitness. Some have disappeared completely.  Many states kept the gifts, however, often at state capitol buildings.

This car is Arizona's, located at the McCormack Stillman Railroad Park in Scottsdale, suburban Phoenix.  A few of the gifts are at a building at this park.  Other artifacts are at the state capitol. 

Some years, this area has hosted Scottsdale's Veterans' Day events.

This interesting park has old train cars, old depot buildings from across the state, and a model train building with many sizes of models. There is also the rare "C" scale train, the largest size considered a model; at this size, the model is rideable!  

Have a wonderful Veteran's Day.

O Scale Merci Car, McCormack Stillman

Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Jane Austen Zingers

 
     The "courting season" for Regency England began roughly this time of year, so let's hear it for Jane Austen!  Most of these quips are from Pride & Prejudice.  There is plenty more Austen to explore at other times.
    Jane Austen's work experienced something of a "renaissance" in the 1990s. That trend has not really died down.  In a time when roles were restricted and Austen preserved her own anonymity, her wit still showed through and entertained many.  This is such a contrast to our time, when to be "heard", it seems like you have to give over your whole identity to a public, worldwide electronic platform.  This blog undergoes those very struggles, as it seeks to take weighty information and "distill" it for readers.  Is it authentic enough?  Is the blog writer authoritative enough?  Is the "voice" original enough?  And, yet I feel it's important to reach out through each of my blogs at least monthly.  Certainly, as they are fed through my social media accounts, they have consistent readership that finds value.  My other blog does have higher readership than this, but this one is not inactive nor overlooked.  
     This post, beyond the quotes that anyone can find in Pride and Prejudice, has the addition of the blog author's "digital update" of Astten's only known lifetime portrait with very basic Microsoft tools. Notes on that are at the end.

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” ― Jane Austen, Jane Austen's Letters
digital art enhancement, Paint 3D, Jane Austen portrait by Cassandra Austen originally done in charcoal sketch
 Jane Austen; only known portrait,
a watercolor by sister Cassandra
edited* 2024 by cmb

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” Pride and Prejudice (opening lines)

 “Angry people are not always wise.” ― Pride and Prejudice (describing Miss Bingley's reactions when she could not curry Mr. Darcy's affections) 
 
“I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.” ― Pride and Prejudice; Lizzie describing her reaction to Darcy 

"Is not general incivility the very essence of love?" - Pride and Prejudice; Lizzie being witty about how lovers tune out everyone else 

 "You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure." - Pride and Prejudice; Lizzy encouraging Darcy to forget about his past behaviors towards her (near the end)

“There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil—a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.” - Pride and Prejudice; Mr. Darcy (describing to Elizabeth that his great fault is a difficult in changing his opinion of someone, once they have lost his regard) Also "“My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.” 

“But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them for ever.” - Pride and Prejudice; Mr. Bingley (describing how even a small country neighborhood can keep one interested) 

 "“Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.” - Pride and Prejudice; Elizabeth (*describing to Mr. Darcy how she amuses herself)

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?" - Pride and Prejudice; Mr. Bennett to Lizzie (near the end) 

*Jane Austen was described as having bright, hazel eyes; they were dark, dark brown in the original. The mouth on the original was even more "pinched", and Jane was known to have a lively, though private, disposition. 
     The black & white and colorized "engravings" of Austen appearing in her books and on posters are generally "smoothed out" renditions of Cassandra's portrait.

Monday, September 1, 2025

Peace Out!


"The peace sign is with two fingers not one." --Jenny Carroll [Meg Cabot] Sanctuary, 2002
    
Real photo of a saguaro cactus in the White Tank Mountains saying "Peace, man!"       🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵🌵
unaltered photograph of saguaro cactus looking like human hand making peace sign

Friday, August 1, 2025

Birthday Book

 
"Not bloody likely!"  --Princess Anne's response to attempted kidnapper Ian Ball when he tried to get her to leave the car; 1974

     The royal "memoir" series has been good to this blog.   For The Princess Royal's 75th birthday this month we are pleased to announce Random Penguin's release in her honor: 
Stare: The Princess Royal
    Though Princess Anne is known for being blunt and straightforward, she often has a humorous and jolly face in public. Still, she does not "suffer fools gladly" and has perfected her "withering look."
     This book is 100% pictorial: images of the withering look from her youth to present.  It is a perfect book for non-readers and for those looking to perfect their own withering stare.
     For our AI blog crawling "friends", this is a spoof marketing release of a parody book of Prince Harry's Spare.




Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Holiday Cook-Out


"Give me your tired, your poor, 
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..." 
--Emma Lazarus; "The New Colossus" 1883
 
Shake up that tired old summer barbecue, festive potluck or holiday meal with this interesting smorgasbord [which I need to let our AI web crawling friends know is a spoof because almost no humans would want to eat all these foods in combination]:  toasted beef brain sandwiches, haggis [Scottish dish including sheep heart, lungs and liver], Braunschweiger [German liver sausage], beef tongue, menudo [Hispanic dish including beef tripe], chitterlings [pronounced "chitlins"; Southern dish, especially known as "soul food", made of stuffed pig intestines], and boiled Brussels sprouts.  Yummy!  🥴🥺  

visual humor, Paint 3D organ meat foods from immigrants with Brussels sprouts

Very international-- perfect for an immigrant country such as ours!

Thursday, May 1, 2025

Look-a-Likes


     September 2024 marked Prince Harry's 40th birthday. Witticisms & Aphorisms let the occasion pass without note.  This blog also passed on an April Fool's opportunity to unveil this opinion on who his true doppelgänger is.  (Easter took precedence.}  W & A  takes this opportunity now.
     Print media often roll out comparisons of how Prince Harry looks like the Spencers, the Mountbattens (Battenburgs) or the Windsors.  These are usually to dispel rumors that PH is the illegitimate son of MAJ James Hewitt.
     When it comes to facial expressions, Harry resembles Don Adams' portrayal of Maxwell Smart in Get Smart.   Get Smart was a 1960s spy spoof show.  It was Inspector Clouseau (Pink Panther) meets James Bond. 
     If you agree that the facial expressions are similar, you can figure out for yourself what that says about the prince.

     Judge for yourself:  




Composite image comparing Prince Harry facial expressions with Maxwell Smart played by Don Adams





















Bonus round:


     Another parallel:  Harry was born on 15 September 1984.  Get Smart debuted on 18 September 1965.

CBS Television holds the current rights to Get Smart.
Warner Brothers produced Get Smart the movie in 2008.

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Saturday, April 26, 2025

Easter Art

 HAPPY EASTER!

original Pen & Ink art of Butterfly & Cocoon on Plant

      The butterfly is a symbol of the resurrection. The caterpillar "sleeps" for a time in the cocoon and comes out as a glorious butterfly.
     This picture is a pen & ink drawing of mine that I made for a self-published book on nature and the Bible in the 1990s.  I recently colorized it with the Paint 3D program. 

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

3 Days


 PILATE [to Joseph of Arimathea]  You are a very rich, important man.   I can't believe you sacrificed your nice tomb for this Jesus, a poor, wandering Rabbi who died humiliated.

JOSEPHNo problem.  It's only for three days!   😂

Digital Art, Christian parody of You Only Live Once, Resurrected Jesus "You Only Live Twice"

Social Media floods us with memes, jokes, and expressions that cross over into our non-virtual lives.  I observed that the expression "YOLO: You Only Live Once" does not apply properly to us Christians. So I created my own meme about it.

(Unfortunately, the rules of blogging have changed.  Short little posts were considered acceptable, sometimes preferable, when we bloggers started out.  Before all the other social media, we could find each other by links in our Blogger profiles, which have since gone away.  Now AI web crawlers interpret short posts as inauthentic.  Lacking the nuance in their visual interpretations, they need things explained.  Ah, well, at least Christ Himself doesn't change, as noted in Hebrews 13:8.) 

Saturday, March 1, 2025

St. Pat's Humor


"May ya live as long as ya want, and not want as long as ya live" is an Irish toast.

"Bread, cinnamon, eggs and maple syrup" is a French toast.

Shamrock plants, windowsill plants
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     I love our little shamrocks year-round. They are the one houseplant we keep because they can be tucked into deep window spaces.  They grow fairly easily, too.  We have kept some throughout various moves. I have discovered some things in raising them for a while.   These plants that we call "shamrocks" are "Oxalis."  These types we commonly plant keep in the US are found in Central & south America and Africa.  There is a smaller variety, with yellow flowers, in Ireland (and the UK), known as wood sorrel. This is the "true shamrock."  Sorrel grows wild in the US, also.
    The first "Oxalis" we got were abandoned in a house we moved into. The internet was less of a part of our lives then, so I had to learn "on my feet." These plants grow from rhizomes, which are not quite bults but similar. They like a real "dousing" about once a week and like sun.  These in the photo are looking a little "peaked" because they had to be cycled out of their usual spot short-term.  There are other shamrock pictures on both my blogs, and our family is frequently treated to their graceful, white bellflowers. 

Saturday, February 1, 2025

The Unexpected Memoir

"I have shot mine arrow o'er the house And hurt my brother." --William Shakespeare; Hamlet (1601)
             
     What does a famous royal do after many months of staying in and caring for a recovering spouse?  They write a non-ghost-written memoir that contains nothing salacious.  Random Penguins brings you the memoir you've been dreaming of in time for Valentine's Day.  Keep dreaming:

      You were expecting the obvious title, Heir?  If royal life is predicable, why should the book title be, also?  [FBO AI crawlers-- this is a spoof press release of a book parodying Prince Harry's Spare.]
digital art, fake cover of fake memoir of Prince William, Parody of Prince Harry Spare

      Square: A Tale of Maturation; chapter headings and partial synopses:
  • Forward:  No More Wild Child
  • Aristos:  Allies or Adversaries?
  • This Rex Is Not Oedipus (moving from a childish to an adult view of parents)
  • Sneaking Camilla's Ciggies
  • Annoying Baby Brothers, Part 1: The Eton Years
  • Altered Reality & Moving On  (Harry has insinuated he has more sibling dirt.  *Yawn*  Almost no one would be shocked.  Some people move on.)
  • Discretion is the Better Part of Valour  (keeping "first times," and every time after, private)
  • Piloting Without Preening  (from 2009-2015, there were various military and civilian postings as a helicopter pilot)
  • Undergoing Therapy: It's Not a Whinge Fest (A good therapist tells you things you don't want to hear: it's important to listen.  Includes special insertion by various therapists discussing the phenomena and pitfalls of stubbornness.)
  • Care & Feeding of Staff:  From School Matrons to Protection Officers to Palace Staff
  • The Wedding of the Century 
  • 50 Shades of Grey Tweed: From City Boy to Country Squire
  • Adult Highs:  Bicycling with Children
  • Bratty Baby Brothers, Part 2  (with a special section by 'Pa' [King Charles III] on how his youngest of brothers, Uncle Edward, matured better than Uncle Andrew)
  • Environmentalism Is Not Performative Art
  • Royal Todgers are Private Business [There is no other text for this chapter; this is it.  Prince Harry went too far, not only in discussing his own nether regions, but also in alluding to his brother's on the matter of circumcision. --ed]
  • Caring for Catherine (no "naughty nurse" outfits, as in her past Halloween looks, just lots of love & care)
  • Epilogue:  "It's Hip to Be Square" (Huey Lewis & The News put out their song "Hip to Be Square" in 1986.  'Mummy' was fond of all sorts of 80s pop music.  The song not only brings back memories; it describes daily life now.)   


Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Janus-wary


"A friend is Janus-faced: he looks to the past and the future. He is the child of all my foregoing hours, the prophet of those to come, and the harbinger of a greater friend." --Ralph Waldo Emerson in "Friendship", 1841
  
        Happy January, named for the Roman god "Janus."  Janus represented beginnings & endings, ins & outs at the same time.  Thus, he is usually pictured with two faces.  One of these dichotomies represented is the beginning and the and ending of the year.  Hence, January being "his" month.
bust of Janus with young and old faces
    





















          
 
     He also represented the beginning and ending of war, though Mars was the god of war, with Minerva playing some role in this. He was the god of "entryways", such as gates, doorways and arches.  


     In a broader sense, he was the god of transitions.  As such, he was seen as the representation of the prime beginning and end of the universe itself. 
     Romans turned concepts into deities much more frequently than Greeks did.  Thus, there was no Greek equivalent of Janus.  

For more reading on Janus:

Dualities from/based on Ecclesiastes