- To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
- When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.
- A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.
- The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.
- The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist got married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
- A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
- With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . and a dress.
- Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
- You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
- A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
- When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .. resisting a rest.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory.
- A bicycle can't stand alone; . . .. it is two tired.
- In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
- When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds.
- The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
- He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
- Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.
Saturday, November 2, 2013
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