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Sunday, September 1, 2024
Thursday, August 1, 2024
Who's Paying?
Elon Mu$k is insistent that the population should keep growing, not stabilize or shrink. Many people had called for population control for environmental reasons. Mu$k wants growth for continued economic expan$ion.
If the population expands, there will be more children born who will have a lifetime of needs. Yes, they will also be con$umer$, but some will need significant social supports.
Also, if there are more consumers, there will be more environmental impacts.
If Mu$k wants this expansion, then he needs to be the billionaire leading the charge to raise marginal taxes* on the wealthy. These tax revenues will provide more services for those born with more needs and will pay for environmental clean-ups. Perhaps it could also provide more daycare and early childhood education free to more people (via vouchers, of course, so it wouldn't involve Mu$k indoctrination).
Instead, billionaire$ like him are fine with increa$ing the gap between rich and poor. But a larger population gives him more people from which to increa$e his own wealth. He and other billionaire$ need to pay higher marginal taxe$ on their upper earning$.*Marginal taxes: taxes charged only on income above a certain level or "margin." When people talk about charging higher taxes on the rich (this blog repeatedly calls for a 42% upper income marginal level), that percentage (i.e. 42%) is not taxed on the person's entire income, but only on amounts above a certain level, say, $500,000 or $1 million.
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Tuesday, July 16, 2024
From Sea to Dark Dead Sea
[This poem is about the modern American mindset and its influence upon the Church. It does not reflect a crushing depression on the part of the poetess. Cleary, this is not a new line of thought.]
The Jordan in but never out,
So knowledge takes in me such route
In brackish waters to brood about
The suppression of true freedom's shout---
The Dead Sea.
At lowest point, then, here I sit.
The deepest depression of deep'ning rift.
The deep'ning gloom---and shall it lift?
Integrity's shroud, hides Holy Writ. . .
Apathy.
As just-hatched bird by Nature bred
Lives just to squawk and so be fed
I now by histr'y do so defend
By justified means I reach this end:
The Bland Me.
I lived through day, I lived through night;
I lived through love, I lived through fright;
I turned inside to put to flight
The hopeless failures from crueler sight:
The Dead Me.
Whether by mindless shallowness
Or endless, stale analysis,
In Sophist and in Hedonist
The fear of Feeling here exists:
The fear "to be."
On me they float but can't dive in:
Cannot drown but cannot swim.
Advance in skills. . .Retreat within. . .
A merry-go-round with fatal spin. . .
Technology?!?!
Oh, to be that other sea,
Parted to let young Israel free,
Closed to drown out cruelty,
Fluid with fresh-faced vitality:
The Red Sea!!!
-----C. Marie Byars, 1987
The Jordan in but never out,
So knowledge takes in me such route
In brackish waters to brood about
The suppression of true freedom's shout---
The Dead Sea.
At lowest point, then, here I sit.
The deepest depression of deep'ning rift.
The deep'ning gloom---and shall it lift?
Integrity's shroud, hides Holy Writ. . .
Apathy.
As just-hatched bird by Nature bred
Lives just to squawk and so be fed
I now by histr'y do so defend
By justified means I reach this end:
The Bland Me.
I lived through day, I lived through night;
I lived through love, I lived through fright;
I turned inside to put to flight
The hopeless failures from crueler sight:
The Dead Me.
Whether by mindless shallowness
Or endless, stale analysis,
In Sophist and in Hedonist
The fear of Feeling here exists:
The fear "to be."
On me they float but can't dive in:
Cannot drown but cannot swim.
Advance in skills. . .Retreat within. . .
A merry-go-round with fatal spin. . .
Technology?!?!
Oh, to be that other sea,
Parted to let young Israel free,
Closed to drown out cruelty,
Fluid with fresh-faced vitality:
The Red Sea!!!
-----C. Marie Byars, 1987
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Monday, July 1, 2024
Monday, April 15, 2024
Pathways
Our society is a little crazy right now. The internet makes it worse. Things come across as if our whole society is SJW's (Social Justice Warriors) vs. neo-chauvinists; no gun restrictions at all vs. total banning of guns; unrestricted capitalism vs. full socialism; MAGA vs. laissez faire belief systems; hard core Christian evangelicals vs. atheists; etc., etc. When you get people talking, get them away from labels, there's still a lot of overlap in the directions Americans think this country should go. There need to be methods to support the consensus areas.
Sunday, October 1, 2023
Downfall of Our Forebearers
The U.S. Founding Fathers modeled our Constitution heavily on the old Roman Republic. The Republic preceded the Empire (the downfall of which a lot of modern thinkers want to use as a comparison to our times).
The Republic lasted from 506 BC to 27 BC, whereas the Empire went from 27 BC to "kind of" 476 AD. (I say "kind of" because the first Germanic invasion didn't completely collapse the Roman system. The invading Germans wanted to live as Romans. It wasn't until a few invasions later, after the Lombard invasion of 568, that an invading Germanic people began dismantling the Roman system.)
Let's do the math on this. The Roman Republic lasted 479 years. Not a bad run for the first attempt at a democratic republic. (Some Greek city-states had run smaller direct democracies for a while, but they didn't have the same lasting power.)
The Empire lasted variously 503 years, if counting to the first invasion, or up to about 600 years, if counting up until the Lombard dismantling of legal and structural systems. Although the Empire lasted longer, it was a stinking, rotting corpse near the end, and, in fact, through other portions of its existence. (There was a half-hearted attempt after Emperor Caligula to return to a republic, but it didn't amount to much.) The Empire was propped up by slavery and, for a while, by constant absorption of new lands through conquest. It was kind of a weird "pyramid system", relying on conquest (rather than drawing on creating new investors to prop up old ones, as do investment pyramid schemes)-- the needs in newly conquered territories would eventually be propped up, in some ways, by what was conquered after that.
The Pax Romana created a system of relative peace and travel that allowed Christianity to take hold (accounting for the human rather than divine factors). Off and on over time, some scholars have blamed these very Christians for the downfall of the Empire. The reasons are too complicated to blame Christians. Its time had come, like those banks that are propped up too long and called "too big to fail." (I will agree that Emperor Theodosius [r. 379-395 AD], the one who made Christianity the official religion of the Empire, was a factor in the Empire falling. He was a lousy emperor at several levels. His time also saw Christians turning around and persecuting pagans.) I think it's too much of a "parlor game" trying to find parallel causes of the Empire falling and what's happening in modern American society. Since we were based on the Republic, that's where we need to go for answers.
The Roman Republic destroyed itself, largely, by letting itself fall into the traps of a two-party political system. The parties didn't line up exactly along the lines that ours do, but there are some parallels. Overall, the take-away is that such a system creates a tug-of-war. It also leads to easier corruption because it's easier to pick a side and practice bribery to get power. With multiple parties and multiple thought streams accounted for, it's a little harder to do this. Contrary to how "originalists" operate now days, the Roman Republic was willing to adapt itself to keep functioning. They got nearly 500 years out of their system. We have insanity brewing, and we haven't even made it to 250 years.
The Roman historian Sallust (@85-35 BC) suggested the conquests were a factor in the Republic's downfall. The influx of money from newly conquered territories was a factor. "Strongmen" arose, lusting for money and for power. Violence began to replace voting.
Cicero Denounces Cataline --Cesare Maccari, 1889 |
Our Founding Fathers were pretty smart men, overall. (As an aside, I disagree theologically with many of them because, counter to what some of my fellow believers say, they were not all Christian. A lot of the prominent thinkers were Deists or proto-Unitarians, meaning they didn't believe in a Trinity. But they were, seemingly, a pretty intelligent bunch.) These men were trying to create a stronger system to replace the loose Articles of Confederation from right after the Revolutionary War. That weak, decentralized system left our new nation very vulnerable in several aspects, including militarily and economically.
The Fathers were cautious and wanted a sensible balance between centralized powers, the rights of states and the rights of individuals (at least White landowning men). They looked to the Republic. Strangely, they did not take into enough account how partisanship had brought down the Republic.
They also did not take into account the politics in Great Britain at the time, which was already a constitutional monarchy with a sitting Parliament. (The words directed at George III in the Declaration of Independence should more properly have been directed at Parliament.) England had long used a "first-past-the-post" system, meaning the person who got the most votes (even if it were a "plurality" and not a "majority") won the race. England was also developing tug-of-wars between Tories and Whigs at that time. The UK is largely a two-party system (allegedly), though other parties exist in name. With how badly Labour has conducted itself, it's practically a one-party system right now. The Tories (Conservatives) are managing things so badly, though, that it remains to be seen what happens there.
George Washington's exit speech when ending his presidency (see elsewhere in this blog, under the "politics" or "moderation" labels) warned strongly against developing a two-party system. He warned it would have people at each other's throats. He warned that it left the door open to foreign intervention in our political system, notably through bribery.
So why couldn't the Fathers have taken some additional steps to address elections and parties in the Constitution? Some say there is no way to address this in such a document. Yes, there were several ways. They could have pondered harder since they were intelligent and dedicated to the survival of our republic. They could have mandated that political parties not be private entities. They could have stipulated that, if parties were to form, there would be no less than three and no more than five at any one time. If they had thought hard enough, they could have considered the option of required run-offs, as opposed to the first-past-the-post system. After all, with the electoral college system, there were times that run-offs happened in the House of Representatives to choose the President in the early days.
Hopefully our republic can course correct in ways the Roman Republic did not.
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Saturday, July 1, 2023
Saturday, June 24, 2023
More Ducal Branding
The related post of this date (take a look) suggested some ways King Charles' second son could use his branding to set off in a new life direction. Might we suggest some more?
Spare Bowling Alley Chains
We all know spares are not as desirable as strikes in bowling. Strikes come in the 1st part of the frame, spares come in the 2nd. Spare Bowling Alleys give you the space to nurse your bad feelings towards self and others for getting spares, not strikes. And if you're a loser who can't even get a spare, we are here to remind you we don't really have time for you-- you're not important to anyone's story. Spare Bowling Alleys will impress that point upon you. Only those who are stuck getting Spares, not strikes, are allowed to nurse their bad feelings about their bowling lives.
Harry's Spare Parts
Prince Harry expressed his opinion that his parents had him primarily as a backup to his brother, even to provide spare body parts if his brother needed them. Perfect tie-in for this business. Instead of your tired old NAPA, O'Reilly, AutoZone, etc., buy parts that weren't needed for another car! A few steps above "junk" and wrecking yards, but you'll still walk away knowing that these parts were never really loved as much as the originals.
(Once again, it is not right to be cruel nor hateful to Harry. I have some sympathy for him, just not in the ways he demands it. There is a certain ridiculousness to much of what he says. Left to stand, this reinforces some of the worst trends in society. As before, please do not assume what my actual mindset is. Look at my blog carefully before assuming. If someone stumbles upon this little blog, assumes things wrongly and leaves comments, I will respond strongly with verifiable information, not feelings or conspiracies. Thank you.)
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Saturday, April 1, 2023
More Groucho Marx Quotes
For your April Fool's enjoyment:
- The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
- I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
- Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
- I intend to live forever or die trying.
- A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- All people are born alike-- except Republicans and Democrats.
- Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
- A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
- She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
- Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped.
- Why, a four-year-old child could understand this. Run out and find me a four-year-old child: I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- Before I speak, I have something to say.
- Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
- Humor is reason gone mad. --Groucho Marx
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Friday, July 1, 2022
Patriot of Another Country
July, of course, celebrates American Independence Day. Demonstrations of patriotism will abound. If you wish to see old July 4th related posts on this blog, please choose the "Fourth of July", "patriotism", or "politics" links on the left sidebar (on the desktop version).
This July, the blog is looking at quotes from a German patriot, Chancellor Otto von Bismark of the old German Empire. I never used to seek out Bismark quotes because I thought his militarism (which united the Germans under the Prussians) was a big factor in the long-term problems Germany created.
However, it turns out there was far more to Bismark than militarism. Here are some interesting quotes from him:
- That which is imposing here on earth has always something of the quality of the fallen angel who is beautiful but without peace, great in his conceptions and exertions but without success, proud and lonely.
- Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.
- A generation that has taken a beating is always followed by a generation that deals one.
--Otto von Bismark
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Saturday, June 25, 2022
What the Heck?
I've been trying to tell people (i.e. Americans I know) that losing the "Center" in our political representation was going to be a disaster. We're tearing ourselves apart and heading towards the ridiculous. Soon it will be both ridiculous AND ignorant!
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Tuesday, March 1, 2022
More Political Choices
The 20th Century was, in many ways, a tug of war between far right (often fascist) and far left (communist/extreme socialist) movements in many parts of the world. Each of these movements would justify what they did, saying "At least, I'm not those guys..." "We just do what we do to keep those guys at bay..."
Guess what? They're both bad; they're both really bad. They both lead to autocracy. Once autocracy is in place, it all becomes about propping up the autocrat's ego and/or greed. Whatever the people who put the autocrat in place wanted, that fades in light of the autocrat keeping his position, no matter what. Beware-- what you thought you'd get by supporting an autocrat will fail.
As we move into the 21st century, this tug-of-war seems very active in the U.S. If you listen closely to the loudest of the voices, they seem perfectly willing to cave in to autocracy to get what they want.
There are other combinations than hard right and hard left.
Besides the absolute Center, there are really 4 dimensions that combine differently in different voters: liberal on social matters, liberal on economic matters, conservative on social matters, and conservative on economic matters.
One of these voices that truly exists but is almost completely unrepresented is the voice that is conservative on social matters (or at least wants to ensure that religious conservatives have an on-going place in society), yet economically liberal (not necessarily fully socialist; just more progressive taxes). Some people who don't understand this position assume that it would be an autocratic one. Not necessarily. The positions defined as "Christian Democratic Parties" in much of Europe fall into this perspective. These parties do not seek to exclude people who are socially liberal from the society nor to deny their rights. They just want to ensure that people who practice traditional or conservative religions (in ways where they are not discriminating again others in society) are not ostracized from society for their beliefs. In addition, many European countries that are otherwise socially liberal do not have free and unrestricted abortion through all 40 weeks of pregnancy. Some Americans who believe in this combination feel that better support for workers is a family matter (supporting something that's socially conservative); it might also reduce abortions.
The economically conservative yet socially liberal position is not officially represented by either major political party but is hugely represented in influence across society. They are loosely defined as the "Libertarians." This is the position a lot of businesses and business leaders like. If you listen closely to what a lot of the media says about "moderates" they favor, they hold this position. A fair amount of the Hollywood crowd is in this camp. "Be nice to everyone on the surface. But don't let everyone know that it's still much easier for the rich to get richer than people on lower rungs to climb any higher."
The right & left are getting very polarized socially. The economic area has many centrist thinkers. Some of the center has shifted into liberal economic territory during the 45th presidential administration. But the economic center is still larger than the economic left. This 'territory', especially slightly left of center, is similar to the propositions discussed in the paragraph on European Christian Democrats. This would be more of a repeal of Reaganomics, improving educational & training opportunities, improving a safety net for workers or the truly disabled, improving public works projects (some of which would also improve the environment). Price controls would not be a factor (except possibly in the area of medicine, such as prescription medicines and insurance costs); neither would be taking over industries, etc. Private enterprise would continue.
Though the Right & Left are becoming more polarized on social issues, this does not mean that the numbers are equal. It does appear the Religious Right is shrinking and is maintaining its political clout is somewhat artificial ways. This is not helpful for anyone in the long term.
If we had better representation, it would take the force of one vs. the other away. It would be less likely that an eventual "victor" would pull everyone off the cliff with a huge tug. We could get some of this through things like rank-choice voting and fully open primaries.
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Sunday, January 3, 2021
Try a New Tool
It's well past time for the "sides" [mostly referring to the culture wars] to think they can use the political system as a sledgehammer to "smash" their opponents into oblivion.
No one's going anywhere, folks. You're wasting a lot of energy, a lot of political capital, and a lot of your ability to try persuasion, instead. --Marie Byars
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Sunday, August 2, 2020
The Second Coming
[A poem for our times---unfortunately]
Turning and turning in the widening gyre*
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;**
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi***
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,****
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,****
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
*Widening gyre: cycles or circular motions; Yeats was referring to his belief in cycles of history. He felt that an orderly one that came with the birth of Christ was about to give way to chaos. [This writer, looking at history, would not agree it had been all that orderly since Christ's birth.] The times just after First World War, with the concurrent 'flu pandemic, brought a lot of "apocalyptic" thinking about. The devastation of those two events was enormous.
**"The center cannot hold" is taken by some political scientists or laymen to suggest that a third, centrist party cannot take off in places like the United States. The touchstone for the metaphor may actually be military: The center of a battle line being broken through. It may also be Yeats' sense that society's ties to religion or other traditional cultures or worldviews are being torn apart. In this sense, it would be things that "center people" rather than a Centrist view.
However, in our current tribalistic political times, it's sad thing that a Center once created by compromise cannot be heard. It's not totally gone (though it seems more and more people are taking sides, and the rude voices try to drown the Center from both sides), but it doesn't have voice in our current society. Note, also, Yeats saying the worse are "full of passionate intensity."
(I would argue that our "First past the post" election system, the winner takes all idea, is a big part of the problem. With ranked choice voting, more people risk voting for others in multi-party systems, not feeling they're going to "throw the vote" to the candidate they really DON'T like. They put that person 2nd, and if their preferred candidate is taken out of competition, their #2 vote still counts for something. And it can go beyond #2, as far down as ranking is deemed feasible.)
***Spiritus Mundi: spirit of the world; the collective spirit of humankind. According to Yeats, it is a mystical concept, ''a universal memory and a 'muse' of sorts that provides inspiration to the poet or write."
****Apparently the AntiChrist, trying to mock and mimic Christ with its birth in a figurative Bethlehem. Interesting, how is it slouching before birth? Is this an accidental oversight? Or is this a description of something so horrific it forces whatever its maternal creation is to slouch off in an evil journey before birth that mocks the holy one of Mary (pregnant with Jesus) and Joseph? [Thoughts of Voldemort in Harry Potter, before he gets his body back. come to mind. Also, a shadowy Tash overtaking Narnia in the last of the Chronicles of Narnia.]
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Sunday, August 4, 2019
Why Did That Chicken Cross the Road?
(Some of this is a bit behind the times, but you all still know the references.)
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2014. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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Tuesday, May 28, 2019
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Saturday, March 2, 2019
Original Sin
I take issue with both laissez faire, hands-off capitalism and full socialism for the same reason: the inherent selfishness of humanity. With unrestricted capitalism, you see the selfishness, the rising oligarchy, which this country went through once before, starting about 140 years ago. With socialism, you would see those who are lazy wanting to sponge off those who work hard. The optimal solution is a balance between the two. --Marie Byars
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Monday, January 29, 2018
Signs of Life
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER:
"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."
ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay.."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."
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Friday, December 8, 2017
Chamber Secrets
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Tuesday, October 24, 2017
The Koch Brothers
[things you might want to hear from a Centrist, not a liberal]
(July 2024 update: David Koch died in August 2019)
OK, so I'm not a Democrat. But I'm still going to lay it in on the line with the sneaky, snarky Koch Brothers' Take-over of Democracy (TM). You don't have to be a Democrat, and certainly not a Bernie-phile, to dislike their actions. I dislike their actions so much that I would like to get personal about them, but that's not really my style. Besides, it makes for weak ad hominem ("personal attack") arguments. Right now our public debate is over-stuffed with weak ad hominem arguments.
There's a reason I'm singling them out over other bazillionaire political donors: they seem to directly buy off more candidates, they've wrecked more havoc on the world through their businesses than have others, and they've pretty much bought off the Republican Party. (Neither Soros nor Weinstein got that far with the DNC.)
So, in partial time-line format, here goes:
Mid-1900s: Old Man Koch (the father of these current old men, that is) dealt with the Soviet Communist leader Stalin, one of the most evil, murderous dictators ever. He and a partner did this by helping Stalin set up oil refineries. That's a big part of how the Koch fortune was made. To his credit, the old man did back down when he saw some of the suffering Stalin perpetrated. But, still...
1974-- Some of you will remember the infamous gas lines of the 1970s. Koch was one of four oil companies accused of overcharging customers. They were fined $50,000. (That was a heftier sum back then.)
1980-- David Koch was the Libertarian Vice Presidential candidate in 1980. They thought Reagan was too liberal.
1980s and beyond. There are four Koch brothers. Two of them are less ruthless, and there was a lawsuit between the brothers in the past. Their father left them the petrochemical business. The other two brothers felt the infamous David and Charles were spending too much of the family/corporate earnings on their own political aspirations. The other two felt that David and Charles should have been paying out more to family members in dividends. The feud finally ended, but the other brothers have not thought of David and Charles as being very fraternal. Brother William ("Bill", David's twin) has been one of the whistleblowers on the infamous two.
1990s-- The Koch Pine Bend Refinery in Minnesota dumped 600,000 gallons of jet fuel into a river throughout the decade. The bros were fined $6 million, $2 million of it in remediation for violating the Clean Water Act. (Any wonder why there's such a call now for "deregulation" and shrinking the EPA?)
1990s-- A Koch refinery vented massive amounts of benzene into Corpus Christi, Texas, five times the legal limit. They did this knowingly, having taken pollution control devices off their equipment. They would wait until evenings or weekends, when there were fewer regulators on staff to observe them, to dump out fumes.
The Kochs plead guilty to a single felony to avoid criminal prosecution. They were to have paid $20 million in fines, but George W. Bush came into office and largely let them off.
On April 9th, 2001, the US Department of Justice weighed in. There was a five year probationary period. There was to be strict new environmental compliance program. You can find record of the DOJ briefing on-line.
(Benzene, in excessive amounts, causes anemic conditions by damaging bone marrow.)
1994-- The Koch Brothers were accused of covering up issues with a faulty pipeline in south Texas. (The pipeline had been built in the 1940s.) 90,000 gallons of crude oil leaked into Gum Hollow Creek. Employees had warned leadership, but they were ignored.
1995-- The EPA & U.S. Coast Guard filed a civil suit against the brothers' companies. They were accused of unlawfully discharging millions of gallons of oil into the waters of six states.
Mid 1990s-2005. The Koch Bros invested in Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme, which ripped off savings of many individuals. The Kochs pulled out three years before the collapse of the scheme. The moved the money from the Madoff venture overseas, so it is untouchable for paying back lower level investors who were ripped off. A judge recently ruled that since the money is offshore, it can't be touched for legal remedies to those ripped-off.
1999-- A whistleblower reported that the Kochs had cheated on Indiana oil leases. They were fined in 2001 and paid $25 million to settle this. (Bro Bill brought this up in the on-going feud.)
2008-- I guess we should feel sorry for them. At this time, their $19 billion net worth each dropped to $16 billion each. Now they espouse deregulation, but they more than made their fortunes back during the regulated times of 2008-2016. They're up to a net worth of $41 billion each.
2008-ish- 2016-ish. The Koch Brothers railed against "corporate welfare." (Great way to make themselves look like "great guys", right?) They criticized the bail-outs after the financial meltdown of 2008. It's still debatable, but it does seem like this prevented a worse melt-down, which would have affected everyone worse. (Although the rich got a lot better return on this, while the middle class still struggles to find its footing.)
While publicly decrying corporate welfare, they were big financial backers of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, which was all about supporting the bail-outs and corporate welfare.
2013-- they took economic development monies the federal government had sent to the states for improvements.
2009-- The Koch Brothers were responsible for a superfund site in Michigan, you know, one of those mega-environmental disasters that cost a super-large amount of funds to clean up? The DOJ and the EPA brought up issues. The Koch Brothers got away with paying only $7 million for the clean-up by settling in a "sweetheart deal." (Interesting, as you'll see below, that they fund something called "The Goldwater Institute." Yet Senator Barry Goldwater had actually been very concerned about environmental issues.)
2009 & beyond-- The Kochs financially assisted big banks in their lobbying blitz against Wall Street reform.
2012-- The Koch Brothers spend ~$400 million on Republican candidates.
~2012-Present-- The Kochs were among other supply side & Libertarian-type advisors encouraging the State of Kansas to keep lowering their taxes. (The Kochs are more-or-less headquartered in Wichita.) Governor Brownback went along with this, despite seeing how similar policies had ruined Louisiana under Governor Jindal. Kansas has faced bankruptcy. Several schools couldn't finish their 2016-17 school year. And the promised growth in business and income never came.
2017-- The Kochs have told Fox News that they're spending $400 million for the 2018 mid-term elections.
On-going-- The Kochs truly believe that there should be -0- taxes. Can you imagine trying to run a modern nation like that?
On-going-- The Koch Bros. believe there should be NO minimum wage.
On-going-- They give money to the National Right to Life organization, even though they're pro-choice. They know this is one of the surest ways to buy off a segment of conservative voters. (David Koch is actually pro-choice and pro-LGBT. But they pay to put socially conservative candidates in office to get the benefits of lowered taxes, less regulation.)
On-going-- the bros call Social Security a threat to the future stability of society. They have said it's a worse threat than nuclear war. (Great. Add to the inflammatory rhetoric, though usually decrying it.) Think about that when you have to pay all of Grandma's bills. Or when a North Korean nuke is flying over your head. Yeah. Real sensible.
On-going-- While I applaud Senator Jeff Flake for speaking up courageously on the Senate floor regarding current bad behavior in politics, I cannot agree with his close cooperation with the Koch Brothers. He's taken money from them, and gone to many of their seminars. Another prominent Arizonan doing likewise? Governor Doug Ducey. (And the poor education and infrastructure spending in AZ reflect this.)
On-going-- The Kochs fund the Goldwater Institute in Arizona. One of the recent things the institute did was agree to provide a lawyer to FIGHT the wishes of the electorate of Arizona! Arizonans did not want the school voucher program expanded, but the Koch-controlled legislature and Koch-controlled governor did it anyway. A legitimate petition was signed by enough voters to get it on the ballot to override elected lawmakers, a right enshrined in the AZ constitution. (One which the Legislature has attempted to curtail by reducing the ways in which signatures can be gathered.) Interestingly, the institute and state leadership backed down on this one.
On-going-- Charles Koch is the Director of the Mercatus Center. Congress increasingly draws their information and findings for reports and bills from Mercatus.
On-going-- The Kochs have managed to plant "schools" within public universities and have managed to get state legislatures to fund most of the costs. These "schools" are indoctrination programs for Koch thinking. Arizona leaders claim we never have enough for K-12 nor higher education, but they set aside $5 million for ASU and U of A Koch-backed foundations. To recap: The state is paying the vast majority of Koch-implemented university programs, not the Kochs. (Arizona is not the only state to do so, but probably the most egregious example.)
On-going-- Koch College at the College of Charleston obtained personal information about students.
On-going-- They say they believe in prison reform. But they're perfectly willing to shell out big bucks to (White) Republican candidates who use Black inmate imagery as scare tactics to get elected. (One commentator wryly asked whether the Koch Brothers interest in prison reform and willingness to hire inmates has to do with the 2001 legal finding against them regarding benzene, noted above.)
On-going-- The Kochs want all schools privatized. They're big movers behind the charter school movement. Problem is, it's inappropriate to always put charters on a pedestal. Charters don't have use licensed teachers. (This is what the Kochs like, though; no pensions for retired teachers. Why should they have to pay for someone put out to pasture?) There has been fraud among many charter schools. And, if it's really about better choices for disadvantaged students, there would be a free & safe transportation component.
On-going-- They're Trump "frenemies." They refused to give Trump money, and he refused to come begging. They don't like his independence. (All the other GOP primary candidates went groveling.) They part ways on free-trade immigration. But they're lock-step in making sure corporations* & rich people have lower taxes and that we deregulate things---the consequences be d****d!!!
(*see other posts with tag "economy"; I'm not totally opposed to restructuring corporate taxes, if it's done right; there is also some room for loosening regulations on loans to homebuyers)
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On-going-- Vice President Pence is in the act. He's been bought-off for a while. Take a look at the VP's recent activity:
Pence Meets with Koch Brother in Colorado
This is from The Hill, a centrist to slightly right-of-center news agency.
If the Kochs would just be responsible citizens and pay their taxes, it might cost them less in legal fees & settlements and election buy-offs. And leave them a better legacy. I mean, these dudes are getting old. One of them is pushing 80. It's not like they can take it with them!!!
On-going-- Vice President Pence is in the act. He's been bought-off for a while. Take a look at the VP's recent activity:
Pence Meets with Koch Brother in Colorado
This is from The Hill, a centrist to slightly right-of-center news agency.
If the Kochs would just be responsible citizens and pay their taxes, it might cost them less in legal fees & settlements and election buy-offs. And leave them a better legacy. I mean, these dudes are getting old. One of them is pushing 80. It's not like they can take it with them!!!
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