Showing posts with label children. Show all posts
Showing posts with label children. Show all posts

Thursday, October 1, 2026

Maddening & Magical

 
"We should fear and love God so that we do not curse, swear, use witchraft, lie, or deceive by His name, but call upon it in every trouble, pray, praise, and give thanks." --Dr. Martin Luther, explanation to the commandment "You shall not take the Name of Yahweh [the LORD] your God in vain."; Small Catechism, 1529.

photo of traditional pointed black witch's hat

   Happy Halloween to those who are reading this when it first drops or in a future Halloween season.  My son and I recently finished reading the book The Passionate Witch (1941), taking turns reading a chapter aloud each. This book is in the public domain.  Other media interests took us back to this source.
     My favorite show has long been Bewitched, which is still showing in syndication. [Thoughts on Bewitched after the main article.]  I Dream of Jeannie is kind of my second favorite, although I also like the 1990s Home Improvement, which will not come up again in this post. I also like the 1990s Sabrina the Teenage Witch TV show, which is more related.  My son had some interest in those shows, also.  He also likes the 1960s and 70s Sabrina comics and the original made-for-TV Sabrina movie, from which the live action show launched.  He has also watched the animated Sabrina series.  He likes the updates to Salem in the various versions from the 1990s onward.
     I learned some time ago that the 1942 I Married a Witch and the 1958 The Bell, Book and Candle movies were sources for Bewitched.  I Married a Witch was also an inspiration for I Dream of Jeannie, and The Bell, Book and Candle was an inspiration for the Sabrina comics.  My young adult children have watched both those movies with me at various times.  I think my son got a kick out of Jack Lemmon's kick as the kooky brother in BB&C (which started as a 1950 play).  The Sabrina comics predate Bewitched slightly, which predates I Dream of Jeannie by about a year.
     My son felt that IMaW was "weak" and wanted to read the source book behind it, The Passionate Witch. So we did. And, oh, boy...
Book cover of The Passionate Witch in public domain
     I have not read any other works by Thorne Smith, so I have no others to compare it to.  He died before finishing this book, having completed five chapters and leaving an outline.  He was only 42, vacationing with his wife in Florida, when he collapsed.  He drank heavily, as did many of his characters, and his heart was already weakened by repeated bouts of childhood pneumonia.
     The book was finished by Norman Matson.  Matson did write other things but now is most known (where he is known) for the completion of this book. It was not and is not reviewed as well as other works by Smith, nor seemingly as well as others of Matson's.  Matson apparently introduced a darker tone.
     Apparently, Smith wrote about magic and about getting drunk in many of his works.  That shows up in this.  However, other works are said to have a more charming, lighter touch than this does.  TPW has a strong dose of misogyny.  Women at their best are cardboard cut-out stereotypes.  Taking this approach actually ends up stereotyping men, in which this book is no exception.  All this was written with World War II as a backdrop, though it was late in the year 1941 that the US got involved, with the bombing of Pearl Harbor on December 7th.
     IMaW used very little of the source book material.  I wonder if they figured out Smith's contributions and left the rest.  
    We're moving into spoiler alert territory after this, so if you don't want to know, tread (or read) lightly. The name Jennifer for the witch/wife was retained. Though that may seem like an ordinary name now, Jennifer was not nearly as common a name until the 1970s and beyond.  It's actually a variant of Guinevere, of King Arthur fame.  The other information retained is T. Wallace Wooly saving a naked Jennifer from a hotel fire.  The book's illustrations show more booty than the movie does.  Of course, a movie of that era would not show this, but it surprised me how much the black & white illustrations did show. (There is a colorized sample below.)
     Wooly is a widower in the book with a preteen daughter named Sara.  Sara spends most of her time at boarding school. Wooly also has a pretty blonde secretary he is finally getting up the nerve to date... until Jennifer bewitches him, and he marries her.
     I thought that Jennifer must surely be a black cat "familiar" who found a way to transform into a human-looking creature. She has black hair and yellow, slanted eyes. She climbs out the window every night, down a trumpet vine, to meet cats.  But this is never a part of the story.
     Wooly figures it out when he catches Jennifer slaughtering a rooster from a fancy breed in the bathtub. She mixes the blood with a powder and drinks it.  This was the picture my son wanted to share, and I colorized it with Paint 3D.

      Wooly tells Jennifer she needs to go. She extorts him a bit but finally agrees.  She also senses he likes the secretary and sets fire to the secretary's house.   She also puts a curse on Wooly so that he constantly hears everyone's thoughts.  This appears to be an idea introduced by Matson.  Wooly can only block the mind-reading by drinking excessively.  
     Before she leaves him, she sets fire to the church and stands outside of it.  The stone cross falls on her and kills her.  Of course, no one believes Wooly that she's a witch, so they won't stake her heart and bury her under a crossroads, as he requests. The pastor buries her in the church cemetery.  Her spirit escapes into some unknown being near Wooly, and the curse of knowing thoughts returns. When he has a chance to know his secretary, Betty's, thoughts, he does not wat to do this, considering it ungentlemanly.  (Interestingly, Darren's secretaries, though often played by different actresses, are usually named "Betty" on Bewitched.)
     Needless to say, Wooly's life spins out of control. Several frankly ridiculous things happen during this phase, which neither of us found particularly funny nor amusing.  We found them cringeworthy. 
     After this, Sara comes home on break and helps her father figure out where Jennifer is and how to solve the problem.  Jennifer, in trying to find a new human to inhabit, has missed the mark and ended up in Rummy the horse, one of the things left behind by the first Mrs. Wooly.  Sara makes Jennifer/Rummy feel better by putting bright red lipstick on the big horse lips, which is garish enough. Then Sara finds an old straw horse hat and adds flowers. She shows Jennifer/Rummy her reflection in the mirror, which makes the witch/horse feel better.  Now Jennifer wants to be seen in public. So they arrange for her to pull the old firetruck wagon in the Fourth of July parade.  Mr. Wooly always gets to drive it in the parade because he is a prominent citizen and is on the volunteer fire department.
     Jennifer starts out frisky, as is.  She jets ahead of the baton-twirling group, which she is supposed to follow, putting her at the head of the parade. When she sees Betty blowing kisses at Wooly, she takes off at breakneck speed, trying to catch the car Betty is in.  The car takes a different turn, seeing that they need to get away from a mad horse. The firetruck wagon breaks apart, throwing off Mr. Wooly & his Swedish chauffeur, who was playing Uncle Sam for the day.
     Jennifer/Rummy impales herself in a construction site.  It was conveniently at a crossroads.  She looks peaceful. Everyone agrees to let that be her final resting place.  There is some attempt by the writer to evoke sympathy for the horse/witch.  My son objects to trying to evoke sympathy for Jennifer at this point and thinks she should remain a villainess.  I kind of agree, based on occultic tendencies in this book, which I am not fond of.  Additionally, we have no backstory for Jennifer, a literary failing if we are to suddenly have sympathy for this creature.
     Matson wrote a sequel, Bats in the Belfry (1943), set seven years later.  Jennifer's spirit gets free, haunts the town, and pressures Wooly to dig up her body.  She creates a great deal of chaos around fictional Warburton, NY, until she is forced back into the grave.  Some reviews consider it fast-paced, like Smith's typical works.  We found The Passionate Witch to move in fits and starts rather than being uniformly fast-paced. 
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    Regarding Bewitched, it did not have occultic tendencies.  Agnes Moorehead (Endora), a Presbyterian pastor's daughter saw to this.  Interestingly, her favorite Darren was Dick York, also mine by a longshot.  Unfortunately, she was a little unkind to Dick Sergent.
     Though some characterize York's Darren as "angry", I see so much more.  I see better chemistry as a husband and more real engagement as a father from York than from Sargent.  Also, Dick York was a class act. Even though he had to leave the show, due to back pain and resulting opioid addiction, when he got clean, he tried to give back to the world.  He was married only once, long-term, and he and his wife established low rent apartments for low income tenants.  Unfortunately, this created financial problems that they were never able to fully cycle out of. 
     Bewitched was originally more of an adult show than many realized. There was a great deal of drinking and smoking. There were many references to adultery and attempts to lure people away from marital faithfulness.  True to its time, though, there was no cursing, and there were no sex scenes.  This is why it is often treated as family fare for the whole family now. 
    Regarding my son and the Sabrina iterations: he likes the old comics the best.  He likes the inclusion of Cousin Ambrose.  He finds Aunt Hilda's constant irritation with Harvey and threats to pull magic tricks on him funny.  He does not like the darker turn of the later Riverdale and Sabrina iterations on Netflix.  Dark is not his thing.

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

A More Gentlemanly Manner

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?" - -Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice (1813); Mr. Bennett to Lizzy (near the end of the book)
book cover of 1906 edition of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice book
University Press edition, 1906

   Part of Lizzy's response to Mr. Darcy's first proposal in Pride & Prejudice is known to most readers.  (If you haven't read the book or viewed any of the adaptations you may be a bit lost here, but there is enough context to see you through.)  Whie the exact words of his proposal, beyond his opening, "You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you" are not recorded, the responses of both parties after the actual proposal are.  Many adaptations work the following response of Lizzy into the dialog: "You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you supposed that the mode of your declaration affected me in any other way than as it spared me the concern which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentlemanlike manner."
Regency era portrait of a brunette young woman
Portrait of Rosamand Croker [later Lady Barrow] by Sir Timothy Lawrence, 1827.
This is often used as cover art for Pride & Prejudice in modern times, seemingly to represent Lizzy.  Although the sitter was only 17, some criticize Jennifer Ehle for looking "too old" to play 20-year-old Lizzy in the 1995 BBC series; yet Ehle does not look appreciably older than Miss Croker.

    But there's someone else in this story who is shown to have behaved in an ungentlemanlike manner many times over.  This term is rarely used to describe Mr. Bennet, Lizzy's father, but literary critics and readers are beginning to express more and more that Mr. Bennet is too often given a pass, just because his wife is a histrionic ditz.  She came by her ditziness naturally, and Mr. Bennet married her as such  because he let her looks overshadow his judgment.  But her histrionics were born out of some real fears: because the property was to be "entailed" on the next male heir in line and the five daughters did not have much 'fortune' [dowry], there was real risk of falling into hard times and poverty when Mr. Bennet died.  Yet Mrs. Bennet, with little training, little ability, and coming out of the class of tradespeople into the landed gentry via marriage, was left to shoulder the matter of seeing her daughters well-married.  Mr. Bennet was too "indolent" (i.e. mentally lazy) throughout the story, too conflict-avoidant, and too self-absorbed in less-obvious ways (i.e. hiding out in his library with his expensive books unless he had an opportunity to drop a sarcastic barb; waiting for the mic drop moment decades before microphones were invented) to do his job as a Georgian or Regency Era husband and father, especially one from the landed gentry.
   
How does Mr. Bennet fall short?

  • A regency gentleman was to be active managing his estate and overseeing the concerns of his tenant farmers. The novel never mentions him engaging in these activities.
  • P & P refers to a "home farm" in the sense that the horses were needed for work.  Yet Mr. Bennet is never discussed showing active management of these affairs.  Compare this and the item above to Mr. Knightly in Emma or Mr. Darcy in this story. 
  • A gentleman would be obliged to duel to defend his honor.  Duels were not generally intended to be a fight to kill in this era, but things could still happen.  (As is known to many Americans, Vice President Aaron Burr killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel.)   There was no way that Mr. Bennet was going to duel Mr. Wickham over the honor of his daughter, Lydia.  There were risks to the other surviving females, as well as his own indolence to overcome.
  • A gentleman would have handled his disagreements and disappointments with quiet dignity.  Instead, Mr. Bennet made as much sport of his wife and three younger daughters as he did people outside the family because he was disappointed in discovering how silly Mrs. Bennet truly was not long after marrying her.  One of the most cringeworthy and public ways he did this was the rude way he redirected his daughter, Mary, when she wanted to play the piano and sing longer than was socially adroit for her.  Granted, she did not have genius nor taste, neither did she play to whatever strengths she had, but Mr. Bennet's brusque cut-off of her in front of everyone was a very uncomfortable moment for all who witnessed it. 
  • He seemed to avoid socializing with neighbors as much as he could, something expected from gentlemen.
  • There is no discussion of Mr. Bennet conducting public service in the way a gentleman did, although this could be called an "argument from silence", along with the critiques regarding actively managing his estate above.  Still, taken all together, it paints a consistent picture of someone who did not carry out the duties of his station in life. 
  • Mr. Bennet seriously failed to provide for his wife, should he outlive her, and his daughters, who were sure to outlive him.  He showed little concern about this, as long as he could enjoy his library in his lifetime.  Mr. Bennet's annual income of 2000 pounds yearly at his time would translate to $200,000 - $250,000 in our time.  Out of this, he could have laid some money aside for each daughter's fortune and still have had plenty to live on. With interest being about 4 - 5% yearly, Mr. Bennet had an opportunity to grow a fortune for each, especially since housing was already paid for in the form of Longbourne Estate.
  • Mrs. Bennet came into the marriage with a fortune of 5000 pounds.  Rather than saving most of the interest from her fortune and allowing it to reinvest and compound yearly, he allowed his wife to fritter this money away.  After 20+ years marriage, she still had a fortune of 5000 pounds, to be divided five ways amongst her daughters.
  • Mr. Bennet could see that his wife did not have intellect nor breeding.  Yet he did not move to get his daughters tutors, governesses, nor special instructors.  He failed their educations, doing nothing more than encouraging reading. While his older daughters, particularly Lizzy and even Mary, seem to have done this, there was no oversight.  Mary absorbed factoids which she applied without context, to the annoyance of many people she met. The younger two avoided studies.  These oversights made his daughters less "valuable" on the marriage market. 
  • Books were very expensive in Jane Austen's day.  Mr. Bennet clearly had many in his library, though the book never says how much he spent on books.  He does indicate near the end of the book, though, that he, too, had been too much of a spendthrift to save well for his daughters.
All in all, Mr. Bennet did not behave "in a gentleman-like manner."  It appears that Lizzy, who was clearly his favorite and who started with high regard for her father, began to see the truth of this as the novel unfolds.  

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Happy Easter

 
"Easter is the only time of the year it's safe to put all your eggs in one basket."  --a morphing of the line "Don't put all your eggs in one basket" from Miguel de Cervantes' Don Quixote. Adaptation attributed to various sources. 

Just some more dollar store coloring book art for you.  
Hen and Eggs
Bunny Grazing

If you wonder why "eggs" and "rabbits" come together at Easter, thank those pre-Christian German pagans.  (Some of them were my ancestors.)  Before becoming Christian, they celebrated fertility rites and nature's coming to life again in the spring. Both rabbits and eggs were signs of fertility to them. 

Sunday, February 1, 2026

Other Loves

 
💟💟💟 "Love is a many-splendored thing." 💟💟💟  (Songwriter Paul Francis Weber, 1955.)  

                              💟💟💟💟💟 

Love is so much more than romantic love.  This post was initially made for Valentine's Day, and it's good to remember that for Valentine's Day.  Love is something to remember all year. 

There are special times of the year we highlight "love."  Displays of love are wonderful to ponder throughout the year. W & A is highlighting some of the birthday cakes I made, or at least decorated, for some of the people I love.   🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

This is pretty simplistic stuff, as I'm aware.  Just frosting out of a tube, often without even the tips you can screw on.  (Kind of parallels the amount of photo editing I do on blogs:  just "Paint" & Microsoft photo apps; not trying to fool anyone!) I am offering verbal descriptions next to each photo of a cake.


At 2, this one wanted a cake with both Clifford & Elmo.  At 21, she welcomed the throwback!








Someone else either wanted or was talked into this:  Clifford jumping over the moon.  Taking the old nursery rhyme a new direction.  All the food dye colored everyone's mouths a lot!


A wish for a New Orleans style King Cake, but later in the year for a birthday.  The candles are faux-crayon candles.






He loved (and still loves) red and Cars.   Skipped the frosting for red sugar.  (At the edge is a Baskin-Robbins Thomas the Train ice cream cake.)






The teen wanted a big cookie rather than a traditional cake.  (I'd done them before, but with less personal decorating, so those aren't pictured.)










Resident artist, with favorite colors of red and blue.  There was a bit of hippy chic going on, too.  The family values religious learning, and that has stayed alive through these growing ages.






Monster theme!  Sometimes Walmart and Kroger affiliates (as well as others) have some pretty fun decorations.  The teen asked for these.








Sweet 16 for the one who loves red & blue.  Clouds drifting by in a blue sky to suggest dreaming and daydreaming.  





Eclectic sports preferences.  (UNM is University of New Mexico; LSU is Louisiana Sate.)






The "idea" was basic on this one because the teen didn't have any preferences.   It caught the age, a favorite color, and the high school colors!






The Barbie Movie was a big deal.  Amazon had cute decorations to oblige! 





At 19, this teen still liked The Railway Series.  "Thomas" is derived from this, but the books have so many more good lessons (and higher-level vocabulary) than the various TV series.



Something literary for this young adult.  Amazon was a help, once again, in finding a creative way to decorate.














A couple more for adults.  


However you celebrate with loved ones throughout this year, I hope it's great!   💟  💟  💟




Saturday, February 1, 2025

The Unexpected Memoir

"I have shot mine arrow o'er the house And hurt my brother." --William Shakespeare; Hamlet (1601)
             
     What does a famous royal do after many months of staying in and caring for a recovering spouse?  They write a non-ghost-written memoir that contains nothing salacious.  Random Penguins brings you the memoir you've been dreaming of in time for Valentine's Day.  Keep dreaming:

      You were expecting the obvious title, Heir?  If royal life is predicable, why should the book title be, also?  [FBO AI crawlers-- this is a spoof press release of a book parodying Prince Harry's Spare.]
digital art, fake cover of fake memoir of Prince William, Parody of Prince Harry Spare

      Square: A Tale of Maturation; chapter headings and partial synopses:
  • Forward:  No More Wild Child
  • Aristos:  Allies or Adversaries?
  • This Rex Is Not Oedipus (moving from a childish to an adult view of parents)
  • Sneaking Camilla's Ciggies
  • Annoying Baby Brothers, Part 1: The Eton Years
  • Altered Reality & Moving On  (Harry has insinuated he has more sibling dirt.  *Yawn*  Almost no one would be shocked.  Some people move on.)
  • Discretion is the Better Part of Valour  (keeping "first times," and every time after, private)
  • Piloting Without Preening  (from 2009-2015, there were various military and civilian postings as a helicopter pilot)
  • Undergoing Therapy: It's Not a Whinge Fest (A good therapist tells you things you don't want to hear: it's important to listen.  Includes special insertion by various therapists discussing the phenomena and pitfalls of stubbornness.)
  • Care & Feeding of Staff:  From School Matrons to Protection Officers to Palace Staff
  • The Wedding of the Century 
  • 50 Shades of Grey Tweed: From City Boy to Country Squire
  • Adult Highs:  Bicycling with Children
  • Bratty Baby Brothers, Part 2  (with a special section by 'Pa' [King Charles III] on how his youngest of brothers, Uncle Edward, matured better than Uncle Andrew)
  • Environmentalism Is Not Performative Art
  • Royal Todgers are Private Business [There is no other text for this chapter; this is it.  Prince Harry went too far, not only in discussing his own nether regions, but also in alluding to his brother's on the matter of circumcision. --ed]
  • Caring for Catherine (no "naughty nurse" outfits, as in her past Halloween looks, just lots of love & care)
  • Epilogue:  "It's Hip to Be Square" (Huey Lewis & The News put out their song "Hip to Be Square" in 1986.  'Mummy' was fond of all sorts of 80s pop music.  The song not only brings back memories; it describes daily life now.)   


Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Pleasant Sound

 
 [It's not a tuba...] "It's a bloody euphonium!"  --'Harry' in the British movie Brassed Off (1996), after his euphonium is called a tuba one too many times 
 
     There is a band instrument called euphonium ["good sound"] or baritone horn.  It has roughly the tone range of a trombone but a "mellower" sound.  It is not as widely known as the trombone because jazz bands and traditional orchestras have not used it. (In more recent times, a few symphonies have used it and have featured it as a special solo instrument.)
     Being so unknown, it seems like it doesn't get as much respect as many instruments.  Still, John Phillip Sousa liked it and wrote special musical lines for it.  In other places around the world, it has gotten more attention.
     Besides being called the euphonium or baritone, it has also been called the tenor Saxe. This is not to be confused with the tenor sax(ophone).  The German inventor of saxophones, a cross between brass and reed instruments, also improved upon existing brass instruments.  He developed distinct brass instruments in various ranges which were all Saxe horns.
     This is a great time of the year to feature euphoniums.  They will be in all those school marching bands getting into full swing right now.  They will also pop up in a lot of the Oktoberfest bands around the world.
     These instruments are on display at the Musical Instrument Museum in Phoenix, AZ.  It is amazing how many of these "shy baritone" types are there.  (Technically, baritones have straighter tubing, while euphonium tubing flares more.)  This isn't even close to the entire array of similar instruments there; they even had some double-belled horns, with one of the bells giving a "brighter" sound than the other.
     This is an instrument I have played many years, though I don't claim to be a virtuoso. 
 

Sunday, September 1, 2024

America the Fun

 
Why can't our Donkey & Elephant be as fun as these guys?         
donkey and elephant, colored pencil art, Paint 3D, Marie Byars, Dollar Tree coloring books
     Why do these private entities get to consider themselves statesmen and run the country?  Political parties are not mentioned in the Constitution, and their status interferes with the checks and balances of the Constitution.      
    In another era, short little fun posts like the above would have been adequate for blogging.  We bloggers used to be able to find each other through hyperlinks on Blogger profiles.  That has gone away.  And, now, to be indexed with Google, we must show expertise. This has come somewhat easier with my other blog, Christian Nature Poetry.  However, as recommended, I added an "about me" page, which supports the idea that, although this is primarily personal and opinion based, I am not without some formal studies related to common matters on this post. [My blogs and my name as associated with my blogs, still rank very high on search engine searches, such as DuckDuckGo and Bing.]
      If a blogpost suggests it is discussing economics or politics, a higher standard must be met regarding expertise.  This adds to the higher burden placed on those of us continuing with Blogspot/Blogger blogs because they ARE free.  I have discovered this information, which falls into the category of Search Engine Optimization (SEO) by researching the matter through various search engines and reading various sites.  I am continuing with this venue because it is free, and I make no money off my blogs.  
     Although I am simply offering my outlook, I do not think it is uninformed, due to my education and experience.  I realize this blog will likely never be high in rankings, but I would like my blogs and maybe even my Blogger profile to rise to the surface when my own name (C. Marie Byars) is Googled.  Most of my traffic comes from Facebook, although some is beginning to come from Instagram. Posts that were previously tagged with "politics" or "economics" are now tagged with "social structure" and, sometimes, "patriotism."

              
                                                            

Thursday, August 1, 2024

Who's Paying?

"Population collapse is potentially the greatest risk to the future of civilization:"  --Elon Musk on X [Twitter], 26 July 2021
      
      This is an opinion piece on Elon Musk, his utterance$, and his opinion$.  (FBO of search engine crawlers, many of the letter s's are replaced with $ signs to emphasize my point.)  I do not think I am without some authority in this area, since I studied social policy at the graduate level. 
     Elon Mu$k is insistent that the population should keep growing, not stabilize or shrink.  Many people had called for population control for environmental reasons. Mu$k wants growth for continued economic expan$ion.


     If the population expands, there will be more children born who will have a lifetime of needs. Yes, they will also be con$umer$, but some will need significant social supports.
     Also, if there are more consumers, there will be more environmental impacts.
     If Mu$k wants this expansion, then he needs to be the billionaire leading the charge to raise marginal taxes* on the wealthy.  These tax revenues will provide more services for those born with more needs and will pay for environmental clean-ups.  Perhaps it could also provide more daycare and early childhood education free to more people (via vouchers, of course, so it wouldn't involve Mu$k indoctrination).
    Instead, billionaire$ like him are fine with increa$ing the gap between rich and poor. But a larger population gives him more people from which to increa$e his own wealth.  He and other billionaire$ need to pay higher marginal taxe$ on their upper earning$.

*Marginal taxes:  taxes charged only on income above a certain level or "margin."  When people talk about charging higher taxes on the rich (this blog repeatedly calls for a 42% upper income marginal level), that percentage (i.e. 42%) is not taxed on the person's entire income, but only on amounts above a certain level, say, $500,000 or $1 million.

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Book Weary

 
As school semesters draw to or have drown to a close, many students can relate to these words:

"Of making of many books there is no end,
And much study is wearisome to the flesh."  
                               ----Ecclesiastes 12:12b






Monday, April 1, 2024

Failed Products

"People who buy things are suckers." --character Ron Swanson on Parks & Rec television show; Season 5, Episode 14, February 2013

     Sometimes products just don't catch on the way developers hope.  Here are some [spoof, parody, to alert the literalistic bot web crawlers] product disappointments of recent years:

visual humor, digital art turning Goodnight Moon book into a book about college mooning showing butt

visual humor, spray margarine morphed with Paint 3D to reflect petrochemical content


























digital art, visual humor morphing Great Grains cereal into Great Pains cereal with the reference to date fruits taking on the meaning of bad dates in the relationship context








Oh, yes and Happy April Fools' Day!  😁 😜