Sunday, March 1, 2020

More Corny Jokes


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What did the mommy rope say to the baby rope?
"Don't be knotty."

How do you make an orange giggle?
Tickle its navel.   🍊

What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-late🍬

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An ele-vader.   🐘 👐👥

What has four legs, one head, but only one foot?
A bed. 🌙🌃


What are a storm's undergarments?
Thunder wear.  ☂⛆


Why was the broom late for work?
It over swept.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.   🏆
Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
It didn't want to peel.  🍌

What do you call a dentist who cleans alligator teeth?
Crazy!!!  🐊