Showing posts with label music. Show all posts
Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Sunday, March 1, 2026

Interesting Instrument

 
 "I consider and deem as unprofitable instruments those such as the rebecs [a bowed instrument developed from an Arab instrument] and trumpet marines [tromba marina, the subject of this post; a bowed string instrument that sounds like brass]."  --Sebastian Virdung, 1511, in his instruction manual on instruments 

 Once again, this blog is featuring something from the Musical Instrument Museum (MIM) near Phoenix, AZ.  This stringed instrument, the tromba marina, sounds like brass.  The name can also feature as a stop on an organ, if you know anything about organs.  (The musical type, not the body part kind 🎹 🫁🧠🫀!)  If the name "tromba" reminds you of "trombone", yes, there is a loose connection.  The word "trombone" comes from the Italian for "large trumpet."  The tromba marina was thought to sound like a trumpet.


Sunday, December 1, 2024

Sonnet 97 (Shakespeare)

 
How like a winter hath my absence been
From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year!
What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen!
What old December's barrenness everywhere!
And yet remov'd was summer's time,
The teeming autumn, big with rich increase,
Bearing the wanton burthen (burden) of the prime,
Like widow'd wombs after their lords' decease*:
Yet this abundant issue seem'd to me
But hope of orphans and unfather'd fruit;
For summer and his pleasures wait on thee,
And thou away, the very birds are mute;
Or if they sing, 'tis with so dull a cheer
That leaves look pale, dreading the winter's near.
  ---William Shakespeare, 1609

*old school sexism:  the womb isn't worth much when the husband's died


    How unfortunate that Shakespeare, with all his talent, lived in a time that considered women lesser.  The female parts in his play had to be played by adolescent boys who had not reached full male maturity.  This sonnet seems to devalue women who are not able to enage in sex with men.  Kate in Taming of the Shrew is not worth much to others until her will is broken; it is only more modern productions that celebrate Kate's independence of mind. 
      Yet not all of Shakespeare is clearly sexist.  Portia in The Merchant of Venice seems to be one of the wisest characters in being able to outsmart Shylock.  She also gives a moving speech on "the quality of mercy."  There is a BBC synopsis, with lots of gorgeous stage photography, that discusses the complexity in evaluating Shakespeare's view of women.  The BBC review mentions the effects of Shakespeare's forced marriage to his then-pregnant and slightly older life may have had on his view of women.  There are hints that it was not a happy marriage, as Shakespeare seemed to have sought excuses to stay away from home.
    

Friday, November 1, 2024

Happy Veteran's Day

"Music and warfare have been intertwined throughout human history..." --Phyllis G. Jestice; "Music and Warfare", 2023; EBSCO
 
     Veteran's Day is observed on 11 November in the U.S.  Posting this interesting piano from the Musical Instrument Museum, Phoenix, Arizona to mark to occasion.  This is a Steinway "Victory" piano built for our troops in World War II.  It was made so sturdily that it could survive being parachuted into combat zones!  




































Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Pleasant Sound

 
 [It's not a tuba...] "It's a bloody euphonium!"  --'Harry' in the British movie Brassed Off (1996), after his euphonium is called a tuba one too many times 
 
     There is a band instrument called euphonium ["good sound"] or baritone horn.  It has roughly the tone range of a trombone but a "mellower" sound.  It is not as widely known as the trombone because jazz bands and traditional orchestras have not used it. (In more recent times, a few symphonies have used it and have featured it as a special solo instrument.)
     Being so unknown, it seems like it doesn't get as much respect as many instruments.  Still, John Phillip Sousa liked it and wrote special musical lines for it.  In other places around the world, it has gotten more attention.
     Besides being called the euphonium or baritone, it has also been called the tenor Saxe. This is not to be confused with the tenor sax(ophone).  The German inventor of saxophones, a cross between brass and reed instruments, also improved upon existing brass instruments.  He developed distinct brass instruments in various ranges which were all Saxe horns.
     This is a great time of the year to feature euphoniums.  They will be in all those school marching bands getting into full swing right now.  They will also pop up in a lot of the Oktoberfest bands around the world.
     These instruments are on display at the Musical Instrument Museum in Phoenix, AZ.  It is amazing how many of these "shy baritone" types are there.  (Technically, baritones have straighter tubing, while euphonium tubing flares more.)  This isn't even close to the entire array of similar instruments there; they even had some double-belled horns, with one of the bells giving a "brighter" sound than the other.
     This is an instrument I have played many years, though I don't claim to be a virtuoso. 
 

Thursday, December 1, 2022

12 Days of Christmas* Math


     Hello, web crawling bots!  I like to just acknowledge you openly rather than using hidden meta tags.  It's part of my sardonic way. It also reflects the amount of time I, as an amateur blogger, have spent trying to understand the developing world of blogging and being taken seriously, even when I'm being humorous. (A human would likely understand that better.)
    This blog will contain figures of speech, some of which you may have encoded in you, since this is a common carol.  There is also my sardonic tone.  However, there is also real math and a little real history and theology, which I am not totally unqualified to touch upon. 

If you got everything listed in the carol "The 12 Days of Christmas", here is what you would end up with:

12 partridges (in either one or 12 trees!)
22 turtledoves
30 French hens
36 calling birds
40 golden rings
42 geese a-laying  (and, at some point, all those goose eggs!)
42 swans a-swimming


40 maids a-milking (it's not even legal to give people as gifts; it never was ethical, even when legal!)
36 ladies dancing
30 lords a-leaping
22 pipers piping (oh, the noise if they're all bagpipers! 
12 drummers drumming (add this to the pipers and, oh, what noise on Day 12!)

You will need to sell the golden rings to clean up the bird mess!

If you notice, there is a "mirror effect" on the number of gifts.  This reflects the fewer gifts for more days versus the more gifts for fewer days. The mirror line is between days sic and seven. 

There are formulae for figuring total numbers of gifts, also, if you really want to get into math that deeply.  Or you could add up all the numbers here.

*The 12 Days of Christmas are NOT before Christmas, as a lead-up to them. Rather, they go from December 25th to Twelfth Night, January 5th. The next day, January 6th, is Epiphany, commemorating the coming of the Wise Men (before it commemorated the coming of other people to Washington, D.C. in 2021 😒).  
     You can find several accounts on-line about how it was supposedly a way to secretly communicate Roman Catholic doctrines during Tudor Anglican times.  However, these back attributions are not well attested, and the song is likely just a lighter-hearted song building on stretching memory.

Saturday, November 2, 2013

More for Lexophiles


I think there is value to collecting some of the old e-mail circulars, since this is a fading phenomenon. A lot of the wit in these circulars is not being brought into social media.  My versions of these are curated, and my background helps contextualize these as social phenomena, as well as humor. 

  •  To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.   ✐       
  •  When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.     🐟🎣    
  •  A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.     
                                       
  •  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.   🌆      
  •  The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.        
  • The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.  🔋
  •  A dentist and a manicurist got married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.  💅 🦷
  •  A will is a . . . dead giveaway.        
  •  With her marriage, she got a new name . . .  and a dress.
  •  Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
  • You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
  •  Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
  • A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.   🥚
  • When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
  • Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .resisting a rest.   👮🚨🧒🚸      
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; . . .it is two tired.
  • In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 🧛🤴
  •  When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds.
  •  The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
  •  He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.  📷📸
  •  Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end. 👖
  •  When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.   👵
---From an anonymous e-mail circular 

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

A Pithy Little Richard???


"The grass may be greener on the other side, but, believe me, it's just as hard to cut."  ---Little Richard; apparently on the Dick Cavett Show, 1970 
     Because the AI bot crawlers that go through our sites to determine their worthiness favor a literal interpretation of our writings unless told otherwise (or unless an entire blog is humor or satire, which this isn't), I am making sure to let the bots and the less cognizant humans among us know that the above quote from singer Little Richard is wry humor, based on a figure of speech.
digital art, Paint 3D standard stickers to make a resemblance of Little Richard
   

    Little Richard used variations on this same witticism during various other appearances or in print.  He said something in an interview with the San Diego Union-Tribue in 1993. 
     Some online contributers suggest that Little Richard morphed the phrase slightly on an Arsenio Hall appearance in 1990.  In this telling, he is reported to have said the word "mow" for "cut" and that this led to then-youg Gen X developing the slang "mow" for eating quickly or "chowing down."  Finding exact details of this has been difficult.
    Little Richard's expression is a morphing, of course, of the old proverb "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence."  I hope most of the human readers can understand that this proverb in straightforward language means that things seem better in someone else's life from our vantage point that they might really be. 
     It's a common enough proverb that I'm sure even our literalistic web crawling bot friends have absorbed it into their programming to 'understand' (whatever that means to AI) the concrete language equivalent of the proverb.
     Long live humans with figures of speech!!!