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Why do you eat sausage on February 2nd?
Because it's "ground hog."🐷🐷🐷🐹🐹🐹
What's a baby's motto?
If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.👶😢😭
Needlepoint! 😝
What did the tomato say to the mushroom?
"You look like a fungi [fun guy]." 🍄
Where does the trombone stay off the merry-go-round?
Because it likes the slide. 🎵🎵🎵
Why aren't the trumpets on the slide?
Because they like to swing. 🎺🎺🎺
Why don't Dalmatians like baths?
They don't like being spotless. 🐶
Why did the hamburger quit answering questions?
If felt like it was being grilled. 🍔🍔
What did the cake say to the knife? 🗡
"You want a piece of me?" 🎂
What's the cleanest section in the choir?
The soap-ranos. 🎶🎶🎶
On a stoplight, red means "stop" and green means "go."
When does red mean "go" and green mean "stop"?
On a watermelon! 🍉🍉🍉😏
E-mail circulars were a common social phenomenon from the 1990s until about 2015. For a short time, this sort of listing was fairly popular on Facebook but it seems that this has reduced there, also. This blog has been curating and editing such lists for a while. Such things are societal markers.
