Signs of Life

     E-mail circulars were a social phenomenon from the 1990s to about 2015.  Around that time, similar lists surfaced on Facebook, but that phenomenon is dying back.  This blog has gathered many of these lists to remain as a "social artifact."  This blogger is not without some expertise related to social phenomena.

     This blog has made it a point to collect and curate such lists for a long time. This blog poster edits these curated lists for clarity and organization.

    This collection itself was gathered by various people who suggested these signs existed in real life, not just in the electronic world.  This blogger is not able to go back and verify this and is only sharing the humor.

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER: 

"We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you."

AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place."

ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
"Let us remove your shorts."

AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."

OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

AT A RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM:
"Be back in 5 minutes.     Sit...   Stay.."

AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

OUTSIDE A FUNERAL HOME:
"Drive carefully.  We'll wait."

ON THE BACK OF A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises."