- Death is the #1 Killer in the world.
- Life is sexually transmitted.
- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one could die.
- Give a person a fish, and you feed them for a day. Give a person the internet, and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
- Don't worry about old age: it doesn't last that long.
Sunday, September 2, 2018
"Wisdom" for Life
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