More Corny Jokes

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What did the mommy rope say to the baby rope?
"Don't be knotty."  

How do you make an orange giggle?
Tickle its navel.   🍊

What kind of candy is never on time?
Choco-late.  🍬

What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
An ele-vader.   🐘 👐👥

What has four legs, one head, but only one foot?
A bed. 🌙🌃

What are a storm's undergarments?
Thunder wear.  ☂⛆

Why was the broom late for work?
It over swept.  🧹

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole-in-one.   🏆

Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
It didn't want to peel.  🍌

What do you call a dentist who cleans alligator teeth?
Crazy!!!  🐊🦷

Such lists as this used to circulate via e-mail in the 1990s up until about 2015. For a while, they moved over to social media platforms, such as Facebook.  However, such things are not as prominent on Facebook anymore, either, I thought this blog was a perfect place to collect and curate such things.  In this blog, as in real life, the serious and the silly, the ridiculous and the sublime [although my other blog, frankly, has much more that it "sublime"] dwell happily side-by-side.