The related post of this date (take a look) suggested some ways King Charles' second son could use his branding to set off in a new life direction. Might we suggest some more?
Spare Bowling Alley Chains
We all know spares are not as desirable as strikes in bowling. Strikes come in the 1st part of the frame, spares come in the 2nd. Spare Bowling Alleys give you the space to nurse your bad feelings towards self and others for getting spares, not strikes. And if you're a loser who can't even get a spare, we are here to remind you we don't really have time for you-- you're not important to anyone's story. Spare Bowling Alleys will impress that point upon you. Only those who are stuck getting Spares, not strikes, are allowed to nurse their bad feelings about their bowling lives.
Harry's Spare Parts
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Prince Harry expressed his opinion that his parents had him primarily as a backup to his brother, even to provide spare body parts if his brother needed them. Perfect tie-in for this business. Instead of your tired old NAPA, O'Reilly, AutoZone, etc., buy parts that weren't needed for another car! A few steps above "junk" and wrecking yards, but you'll still walk away knowing that these parts were never really loved as much as the originals.
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(Once again, it is not right to be cruel nor hateful to Harry. I have some sympathy for him, just not in the ways he demands it. There is a certain ridiculousness to much of what he says. Left to stand, this reinforces some of the worst trends in society. As before, please do not assume what my actual mindset is. Look at my blog carefully before assuming. If someone stumbles upon this little blog, assumes things wrongly and leaves comments, I will respond strongly with verifiable information, not feelings or conspiracies. Thank you.)
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