D-Day

 "We’ll start the war from right here."   --General Ted Roosevelt*, Jr., D-Day**

*President Theodore Roosevelt's oldest son.
**June 6, 1944:  storming the beaches at Normandy, the Allies got off-course, and Roosevelt knew he had to take action. There was no turning back.

Brigadier General Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., fought in both world wars.  He was the oldest person and the only general onshore in the first wave of soldiers on D-Day. There is a Facebook fan page dedicted to Theodore Roosevelt, Jr. 

Central Park Caricature

Looks like me....only moreso!

     This is a detail from a joint caricature of my daughter and me, done at Central Park in New York City in 2014.  My daughter badly wanted to have one of us done together.  The artist really did not want to make my pretty daughter into a caricature; he wanted to do a straight portrait of her. When he completed it, she had fewer comic effects applied to her and looked somewhat like a cross between a young Tatum O'Neal and a young Angelina Jolie (with different hair).

     I think this is pretty funny, though I've never thought my chin was a particularly prominent feature of mine.  It's a bit Jay Leno-like here.  I would have thought even more over-sized eyes would have been to the point.  My daughter's eyes were emphasized somewhat:  we both inherited that trait from my maternal grandmother via my mother, though we have different eye colors.  I guess the artist saw something else, though.

     The word derives from the Italian caricatura, the act of loading, from the previous Latin caricarre, to load.  The idea of "loading the obvious" is behind the idea of exaggerating parts or characteristics by distortion. 

     Some of the earliest caricatures are found in Leonardo da Vinci's works.  He sometimes sought out deformed models.  In creating caricatures, sometimes the exaggerated portrait was "more to the point" than the realistic one.  The artform gradually grew in Italian aristocratic circles.

     Eighteenth century England, with its relative freedom of speech, saw the growth of political caricature.  (And the American colonists still revolted!  We see why this has remained an important American privilege.)  Out of this grew political cartoons.  

A Different Course

"In a world that's often unnecessarily cruel, strive to be unfailingly kind."     ---C. Marie Byars

     Our diverse population in the United States means that we will likely be in contact with a variety of people in our neighborhoods, jobs, and various volunteer endeavors.  Our engagement in social media puts in contact with diverse people from around the world.  In addition, we may experience conflict with those most similar to ourselves, namely our families. 

     We have to swallow our pride to be kind when others are not.  Some people take this as weakness.  But it takes real strength of character to be kind when others are not.  (This does not imply the need to be a "pushover" and accept terrible behavior, especially on an ongoing basis, from someone who's ruthless or cruel.  But we can move through a lot of the one-off instances of others' unkindness without responding in kind and take down the temperature of the interaction.)

     I believe that my background gives me standing, on several dimensions, to speak on these matters. 

O Tannenbaum: New Translation

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How steadfast are your branches! Your boughs are green in summer's clime And through the snows of wintertime. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How steadfast are your branches! O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Your boughs can teach a lesson That constant faith and hope sublime Lend strength and comfort through all time. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Your boughs can teach a lesson. --More direct translation from the German (and more meaningful)

More for Lexophiles

I think there is value to collecting some of the old e-mail circulars, since this is a fading phenomenon. A lot of the wit in these circulars is not being brought into social media.  My versions of these are curated, and my background helps contextualize these as social phenomena, as well as humor. 

•  To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.   ✐       
•  When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.     🐟🎣    
•  A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.     

                                       

•  When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , . . . U.C.L.A.   🌆      
•  The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.        
• The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.  🔋
•  A dentist and a manicurist got married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.  💅 🦷
•  A will is a . . . dead giveaway.        
•  With her marriage, she got a new name . . .  and a dress.
•  Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
• You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
•  Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
• A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.   🥚
• When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
• Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . .resisting a rest.   👮🚨🧒🚸      
• If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . . jog your memory.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; . . .it is two tired.
• In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes. 🧛🤴
•  When a clock is hungry . . .. it goes back four seconds.
•  The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
•  He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.  📷📸
•  Those who get too big for their britches will be . . . exposed in the end. 👖
•  When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.   👵

---From an anonymous e-mail circular 

A Time for Everything

To paraphrase from words more divinely eloquent than mine, from Ecclesiastes 3:

"There is an appointed time for everything.  
And there is a time for every event under heaven ~

 A time to economize, and a time to expand;
A time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted.
 A time to regulate, and a time to deregulate;
A time to criticize opponents, and a time to build consensus.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance.
A time to be merciful , and a time to close borders;
A time to embrace, and a time to shun embracing.
A time to search for truth, and a time to give up searching;
A time to expand business, and a time to support the environment.
A time to debate, and a time to bring together;
A time to be silent, and a time to speak.
 A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time for war, and a time for peace. 
What profit is there to the populace from our toils?  I have seen the task which God has given the sons of men: to be wise stewards of earthly resources to use in the Kingdom of God.  He has made everything appropriate in its time."   

          ----Marie Byars, from Ecclesiastes 3:1-11

Even More (*groan*) e-Mail Puns

I think there is value to collecting some of the old e-mail circulars, since this is a fading phenomenon. A lot of the wit in these circulars is not being brought into social media.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.    🍵             

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.  🖉

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid,
but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.

When chemists die, they barium.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection -- urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro -- what a rip off!

And if you doubt the one about how Moses makes tea,
I assure you Israeli true.

   ----Anonymous