Saturday, April 1, 2023

More Groucho Marx Quotes

 
For your April Fool's enjoyment:  

  • The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.  If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  • I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
  • I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
  • Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
  • I intend to live forever or die trying.
  • A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. 
  • All people are born alike-- except Republicans and Democrats.
  • Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
  • A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. 
  • She got her looks from her father.  He's a plastic surgeon.
  • Either he's dead, or my watch has stopped. 
  • Why, a four-year-old child could understand this.  Run out and find me a four-year-old child:  I can't make head nor tail out of it.
  • Before I speak, I have something to say. 
  • Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. 
  • Humor is reason gone mad.   --Groucho Marx 

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