Saturday, June 1, 2024
Book Weary
Friday, December 15, 2023
Euro Christmas Battle
Sunday, October 1, 2023
Downfall of Our Forebearers
Cicero Denounces Cataline --Cesare Maccari, 1889 |
Monday, November 1, 2021
Poison Ivy
Touch my skin and make me hive-y.
Blotchy skin and splotchy face:
Itchy, itchy every place!
Should have looked a little closer,
Maybe purchased from a grocer;
Should have brought a field guide:
Now I've got that stuff inside!
Thought I knew the out-of-doors---
Wandered over hills and moors---
Now I think I'll stay at home:
'Til tomorrow---then I'll roam.
---C. Marie Byars, 1986
Friday, October 1, 2021
Birds' Nests
"Temptations, of course, cannot be avoided. But because we cannot keep birds from flying over our heads, there is no need that we should let them build a nest in our hair." -- Martin Luther's Large Catechism, "Explanation of the Sixth Petition" ("Lead us not into temptation.")
"That the birds of worry and care fly over your head, this you cannot change. But that they build nests in your hair, this you can prevent." --Chinese proverbWednesday, September 1, 2021
Culture Wars
--Phil Vischer, creator of the Christian cartoon series VeggieTales, on evangelical Eric Metaxas, whom he once employed as a writer.
Thursday, July 1, 2021
What's Your Path?
Some quotes to ponder as you hike this summer... or not 😉
"Only those who wonder will find new paths." --Norwegian Proverb
Friday, April 2, 2021
What's Important
20 But Christ has, in fact, been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who have fallen asleep... 22 For as in Adam all die, so also in Christ shall all be made alive. --St. Paul, I Corinthians 15
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
Pro-Life Bona Fides
Being pro-life, really being pro-life, means realizing you wanted these lives in the world when you see disagreeable toddlers in the grocery store or are seated near crying children on a plane. Oh, and blaming it on bad parenting (as in "I'm pro-life, and the mother should definitely have had these children, but they're only being awful because she's a bad parent") doesn't count. It also may not be true.
Being pro-life isn't easy for anyone. It's not easy for the mother who bore children at times that weren't convenient for her. But it's also not easy on the rest of society. If you're Christian and pro-life, it doesn't fit the full Biblical ethic to make it solely "that woman's problem." Be pro-life in the best sense of the word, and embrace the messiness that comes from children being in the world!
Wednesday, September 2, 2020
Sunday, January 5, 2020
Epiphany Day & Carnival Season
Homemade "King Cake" for Epiphany Day, January 6th, the kick-off of Carnival Season. Purple for Justice, Green for Faith, Gold for Power. Named for the presumed Three Kings (really, an unknown number of Magi, or "seers"). A plastic Baby Jesus is put inside, and whoever gets Him brings the next King Cake.
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Theodosius the Atrocius
It's real popular with a certain crowd of conservative Christians to talk about creating "a Christian nation" here in America. Talk about misguided! That's never commanded in the New Testament. We're supposed to get on with our work of sharing the Good News of Jesus through private endeavors.
In fact, an early attempt to create "a Christian nation" did not turn out well. The Roman Emperor Constantine is somewhat well known for making Christianity legal. Before this, Christians had suffered episodic persecution.
Adaptation of a bust found in Turkey, thought to be Theodosius I |
It seems to work better to use the economic benefits that come from well-run governments and societies to support the Christian Church privately.
It's interesting that Rome fell AFTER it became "officially Christian." This should be a warning that creating a Christian nation is not going to guarantee an easy life. Read on:
Plus, you had people "glomming on" to Christianity to curry favor with the Emperor and other high officials. Christianity lost its glow as a movement of grace and love, first God's towards us, then Christians' towards each other.
It also led into centuries of forced state church religion in Europe. After warfare done in its name, a lot of Europe has shed Christianity.
This is NOT the way to go.
Tuesday, April 3, 2018
An Ephesians Ethic
"Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouth, but only such talk as is good for building up in need, so that it will give grace to those who hear." Ephesians 4: 29
"Neither should there be filthiness nor foolish talk nor crude joking, which are not fitting, but rather thanksgiving." Ephesians 5:4
Saturday, March 17, 2018
Nuremberg
Thursday, August 17, 2017
Harmonious
I just want to remind everyone that Moses's 2nd wife was probably Black. See Numbers 12:1--she was a Cushite, an Ethiopian.
Nubian Woman, between 1880 & 1890 Public Domain |
Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Wisdom from St. Patrick
Thursday, September 29, 2016
The Right Spirit
"I sing God's music because it makes me feel free. It gives me hope. With the blues, when you finish, you still have the blues." --Mahalia Jackson, Gospel Singer, on her choice of music
Thursday, October 10, 2013
A Time for Everything
"There is an appointed time for everything.
And there is a time for every event under heaven ~
A time to plant, and a time to uproot what is planted.
A time to regulate, and a time to deregulate;
A time to criticize opponents, and a time to build consensus.
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance.
A time to be merciful , and a time to close borders;
A time to embrace, and a time to shun embracing.
A time to search for truth, and a time to give up searching;
A time to expand business, and a time to support the environment.
A time to debate, and a time to bring together;
A time to be silent, and a time to speak.
A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time for war, and a time for peace.
What profit is there to the populace from our toils? I have seen the task which God has given the sons of men: to be wise stewards of earthly resources to use in the Kingdom of God. He has made everything appropriate in its time."
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Holy Humor
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Even More (*groan*) e-Mail Puns
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. 🖉
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid,
but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went,
and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
It was a play on words.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection -- urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro -- what a rip off!
And if you doubt the one about how Moses makes tea,
I assure you Israeli true.
----Anonymous