As the seasons change, a guide:
60 Degrees Fahrenheit. Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. New Englanders sunbathe.
40 Degrees F. Italian & English cars wont' start. New Englanders drive with the windows down.
20 Degrees. Floridians put on heavy coats, gloves, wool hats & thermal underwear. New Englanders throw on a flannel shirt.
60 Degrees Fahrenheit. Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. New Englanders sunbathe.
40 Degrees F. Italian & English cars wont' start. New Englanders drive with the windows down.
20 Degrees. Floridians put on heavy coats, gloves, wool hats & thermal underwear. New Englanders throw on a flannel shirt.
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20 Degrees Below Zero. Californians fly to Mexico. New England Girl Scouts start selling cookies door-to-door.
40 Below. Washington, D.C. runs out of hot air. New Englanders let the dogs sleep in side.
60 Below. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." ---Anonymous circular
