Saturday, February 1, 2020

Corny Jokes


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Why do you eat sausage on February 2nd?
Because it's "ground hog."🐷🐷🐷🐹🐹🐹

What's a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again.πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜’πŸ˜­

What kind of craft does a pine tree do? 🌲
Needlepoint!   😝

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

"You look like a fungi [fun guy]."  πŸ„

Where does the trombone stay off the merry-go-round?

Because it likes the slide.   🎡🎡🎡

Why aren't the trumpets on the slide?
Because they like to swing.  🎺🎺🎺 

Why don't Dalmatians like baths? 
They don't like being spotless.  🐢

Why did the hamburger quit answering questions?

If felt like it was being grilled.  πŸ”πŸ”

What did the cake say to the knife? πŸ—‘

"You want a piece of me?"  πŸŽ‚

What's the cleanest section in the choir?  

The soap-ranos.   🎢🎢🎢

On a stoplight, red means "stop" and green means "go."

When does red mean "go" and green mean "stop"?
On a watermelon!  πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ‰πŸ˜