Witticisms & Aphorisms
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C. Marie Byars
Helper; military veteran; church musician. Active Lutheran. Conservative Christian; Centrist in worldly politics.
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Followers
Saturday, February 14, 2009
EEEWWW!!!!!
Q:
What has
2 tongues
,
24 eyes
, and
smells bad
?
A:
A pair of old tennis shoes!
---Anonymous kids' joke
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