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C. Marie Byars
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Monday, January 4, 2010
Kids' Humor
Q: What's a cat's favorite button on the DVD player?
A: The "paws" (pause) button. π±πΈπΉπΊπ»πΌπ½πΎπΏπ
---from a popsicle stick
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