*A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs.
*Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
*A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
*A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, sees the handwriting on the wall, but hopes to nip it in the bud.
*A cliché walks into a bar---fresh as a daisy, cute a s button, and sharp as a tack.
*Two quotation marks walk into a "bar."
* A synonym strolls into a tavern.
---from bluebirdofbitterness.com
*A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
*A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, sees the handwriting on the wall, but hopes to nip it in the bud.
*A cliché walks into a bar---fresh as a daisy, cute a s button, and sharp as a tack.
*Two quotation marks walk into a "bar."
* A synonym strolls into a tavern.
---from bluebirdofbitterness.com
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